Crowd-Sleighing Reindeer Jokes

Looking for a funny way to get into the holiday spirit? Make your friends and family snort over Christmas dinner with these great reindeer jokes!

Why did the reindeer offer his chips to the rest of the group?

It would have been rude-olph him not to share!

What do you call a reindeer with only three legs?

Eileen

What should you give a reindeer that has an upset stomach?

Elk-aseltzer

What do you call a reindeer wearing ear plugs?

Whatever you want to call him, he can't hear you anyway!

What do reindeer put on their Christmas Trees?

Horn-aments

Why did the reindeer cross the road?

Because he was tied to a chicken

What does Rudolph eat for breakfast?

Deerios

What did Rudolph say when he stepped in a big mud puddle?

"It must have reindeer"

Why is Rudolph always wet?

Because he is a rain deer.

Why didn't the reindeer have to go to school?

He was elf taught

What should a reindeer do if he loses his tail?

Go to a retail store and buy a new one.

Santa saw a stray deer with a big red glowing nose...he smiled and said hi to the little animal. The deer dropped his bottle of beer and screamed Uh-oh it's Santa!" And ran then just quickly darted away. Santa rubbed his chin and shook his head and said

"I think I'll call that one Rude-off."

What is the purpose of reindeer?

Well, it helps the grass and flowers grow sweetie.

If the answer to "what do you call a blind reindeer?" is no idea than what is the answer to "what do you call a blind reindeer that also can't walk?"

Still, no idea

What does Santa do with a lazy and rude reindeer?

He Sleighs them

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