Turkey-licious Thanksgiving Pickup Lines

Ah, it's that time of year again--Thanksgiving! With that in mind, what would be a holiday without some funny jokes told around the dinner table while the family gathers and share what they're thankful for this year? Don't have any of your own jokes prepared for this year's feast? Well, that's alright, because we have some already lined up for you.

"The only thing sweeter than this pie baby, is you!"

(Hmm... warm it up and add a scoop of ice cream, then we'll talk)

"Are you the Mayflower? Because you've been sailing through my head."

(Sounds like somebody has hit Plymouth Rock bottom)

"Girl, I'm gonna treat you like Cranberry sauce and ignore you for 11 months after tonight."

(I don't think this one gives you the best chances of impressing a woman, just a guess though)

"Have you lost weight, or have they started carving you already?"

(You know, maybe she's into being called a turkey...)

"I could lose my head over you, like that turkey"

(Save the neck for me)

"I hate turkey, but I love you"

(Direct and simple, but turkey is a real divisive topic these days so be careful)

"If you were mashed potatoes, I would value you more than the rest of the food on my plate and refuse to share."

(I mean, I guess? Although I might opt for something a little bit better than mashed potatoes...)

"I broke the wishbone and I wished for you"

(Shh! If you reveal your wish, it won't come true! Everyone knows that!)

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